π§©π~ certified epic gamer coin ~
BENKCOIN
Hold $Benk and the chart will reward you the same way mom rewards finishing your chicken nuggets. π§ β¨
no touchy π Β· loud noises hurt π Β· social battery πͺ«
Cut the cake π (don't let foods touch)
Each wedge is one (1) certified epic gamer. Slice size is proportional to special interest intensity, bedtime regularity, and how many puzzle pieces you own. Foods may touch the plate, never each other.
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how the brain works π§ (allegedly)
We couldn't think of anything else, so we added cashback
hoard 100k+ π§©
Collect 100,000+ $Benk like you collected those rocks in third grade. No callouts, no lockups, no eye contact required.
we count fees πΈ
Kevin the robot quietly counts transaction fees in a corner. He's not verbal, but his spreadsheets slap.
cashback hits π
Every cycle the fees come back as cashback. Like finding a dollar in your old jacket, but it happens automatically.